Waffles, Fig Scone, Cream Cheese\Peanut Butter, Bagel and Skinny Latte = Best. Weekend. Evar.

This weekend has brought about several changes:

1. Bagel, Waffle, Fig Scone,

Taking this insanely brief break on this insanely schizophrenic night to tell you that nursing sucks, I must have chunked out half my brains to get into this profession, if you're one of those unique types don't even think you'll survive and I wouldn't trade a day of this for anything else.

Fuck me, I love this job.

• 22:01 Bridezillas....mom and I are going to hunt down all of them and choke them with their gaudy ass necklaces. #
• 10:55 We have the pool up. Anyone want to come over and swim. #
• 11:51 @terraphim The link to the poster isn't working. #
• 16:26 @terraphim damn, Damn, DAMN SON. THAT POSTER BE....WHOA! #

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I'm posting for the first time from my cell phone feature called Eljay. Reason for this is 1) my cell phone is epically awesome and 2) we just put up a pool this weekend and the boys must be constantly monitored. I'm sitting in the backyard, watching them swim with citronella candles lit on the table in order to keep the unusually large number of mosquitoes away. Eventually, I'll climb into the sun-warmed water with them but for now, we have a cool breeze and I'm in the shade.

Debating the merits of using the last of my hours at work to call out tonight and have a three day week. I'm working the 3rd into the 4th and having a hopefully low hassle holiday at my Uncle Leo's house. We'll see. I set my alarm for 12:30ish to make up my mind. It gives them more than 6 hours to find what coverage they need.

No matter what I say, sometimes, I do just love summertime.

• 09:47 Breakfast then craft store hopping for steampunk gearage. #
• 09:48 Breakfast enchiladas anyone? OM NOM #
• 10:02 @terraphim Hey we definitely do FCon this year! It's only an hour from my house! #

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• 22:49 @terraphim When is the concert? A weekend? #
• 22:54 Worst headache. Damn weather. @terraphim When is that concert? #
• 07:30 Trapped in my work place waiting to give report. #

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• 21:00 @terraphim So that explains it....my cousin txt'd me about it a while ago so I avoided ONTD. #
• 21:01 I'm watching MTV right now. WOW Kurt Loder got old, man. #
• 22:54 Teching tonight. Letters tomorrow. #
• 00:08 People are shocked about me leaving. #
• 16:38 I handed in my resignation today. All good thoughts, all good feelings, no animosity. Well played sir, well played. #

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• 17:19 Settled in with a Miller Chill Lite (how light can this get?), pizza, salad and a pregame for Transformers. PARTY! #
• 17:21 @peterfacinelli Bikini wax, huh? That conjures many a horrible image of Speedos on the Jersey shore...*shudders* #
• 18:44 Drinking beer in the back seat of the car with Josh. Awesome beer, awesome car. I love you michael bay! #
• 22:14 FUCK YOU AUTOBOTS RULE DECEPTICONS SUCK IT TRANSFORMERS MUTHAFUCKERS! #
• 22:15 @cleolinda just saw it and the gold tooth goes with the personality. Just see it and you'll understand. #
• 10:13 @AngstGoddess003 "You all deserve smut"? You are my favorite. ^_- #
• 13:22 Got the stackticon burger from BK. OM NOM. #

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• 17:05 I couldn't find a tweet to post for loudtwitter #
• 17:05 So I posted this. #

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• 12:44 Did not get called into work last night. #
• 12:44 I might be headed over to Panera for a salad or Subway for a $5 footlong. Tee hee footlong. #
• 20:31 Going to drink for Steph's bday! #

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• 10:47 Might be seeing Terminator again: Will has yet to view the proportionate disaster that is. #
• 15:14 I am now sending this from my G1 phone. Too much geekery abounding. #
• 15:16 @terraphim Don't blame her. If she had more lines, it might have, you know, filled the Buick sized plot holes. #
• 15:17 @terraphim When I wants a good sammich, I gets me a good sammich. #
• 16:21 @michaelsheen Yee haw? #
• 21:35 NO MEANS NO...unless it's my job then no means "I'll be there in 30 minutes". On my way back into the hospital. #
• 22:40 Got put on reserve. Will stay up til 3ish to see if I get called. #
• 22:40 Most annoying ring tone set on phone to wake me if I fall asleep. #

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• 16:59 bit.ly/UHZli
  . I JUST JIZZED MY PANTS #
• 18:00 Just used my Aveeno facial products for the first time. Also the Nivea Touch of Sparkle body wash. I shimmer like a Cullen in sunlight. ^_^ #
• 08:56 Wonderfully happy that I got downstaffed last night. Won't happen again tonight but I will enjoy today profusely. #

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• 10:25 Going to see Terminator:Salvation later today. Suspect my head will asplode with either joy or flat out rage. #

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• 15:48 Am safely landed @ Philadelphia. #

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• 01:24 Taking off from Istanbul. #
• 06:47 Bought champagne and Godiva in Paris. One more flight to home. #
• 07:05 On the plane now getting ready for 6 hours of numb butt. Can't wait to see you! #

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